Be Kind, Rewind

The only reason I regret not joining a sorority was missing out on the Formal/Prom dances. Despite our valiant effort (which consisted of hanging around the guys floor of the dorms every opportunity we got) Eva and I weren't able to score a date to any of the frat dances either..which I'm pretty sure are less like dances and more like drinking trips to Catalina/ Vegas/ Tijuana. So when Kayslee asked me if I would be her cousin's date to his senior prom, I more than acceded, and I can hardly pass up an opportunity to get dressed up. The night was nearly ruined when I failed to produce identification at the dance due to a stolen purse earlier that week. Fortunately, our charm and good looks got us in the door.